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  new york > brooklyn > personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2014-05-15, 4:41 PM EDT

  meeker and morgan titties - mm4w

  status : divorced

  showin me your titties on meekrr and morgan avenues

  now im back for more

  daddy

  brooklyn new york 2014

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  Posting ID: 4145697848 Posted: 2014-05-15, 4:41PM EDT

  new york > manhattan > gigs > domestic gigs

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  Posted: 2013-09-26, 12:12 PM EDT

  house intern (East Village)

  i inherited 4 large plants. i think they may be ficuses but am unsure

  ive been watering them semi-regularly.

  i am looking for an unpaid intern to arrive at my apartment at 8:30 every morning to

  water my plants. also make coffee, sweep, mild cleaning, walk my 2 beagles.

  position unpaid

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  • Compensation: no pay

  Posting ID: 4092437826 Posted: 2013-09-26, 12:12PM EDT Updated: 2013-09-26, 12:16PM EDT

  los angeles > central LA > all gigs > talent gigs

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  Posted: 2014-02-28, 12:49 AM PST

  Hiring Ghost Actor

  Briefly lived in Southern California and was in five month-turned-long distance-relationship.

  Looking to cast someone as my ghost to haunt some spots. Trial and error project, see how successful this is. At least three to six “hauntings” required, must be trained actor.

  The “target” must notice you for your effort to be considered a successful haunting.

  Will do casting call over Google Hangout

  Upon receiving the role, I will send you appropriate clothes and direction

  Will be hollowed version of myself - faint voice, like blank slate, eye contact is ok so long as it’s weird

  I am 130 lb 5’5” brunette, white, prounced nose

  Because this is a year ago, your “tour” isnt of the current hip spots. But they call it “work” for a reason!

  Saturday Morning Home Diner - 2500 Riverside Drive

  Monday Night “Soul Night” The Short Stop - 1455 Sunset Boulevard

  Thursday Night Taco Bell - 1400 Glendale Boulevard

  • do not contact me with unsolicited services or offers

  Posting ID: 4145699948 Posted: 2014-02-28, 12:49AM PST

  new york > brooklyn > all personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2014-02-26, 8:19PM EST

  miss you - m4w

  i saw you, sat next to you

  then across from you

  trying to tell you

  without speaking

  just

  just feeling

  did you feeli t

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  Posting ID: 40446175548 Posted: 2014-02-26, 8:19PM EST

  new york > queens > all community > pets

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  Posted: 2014-06-22, 6:17 PM EDT

  CAT HELP

  Can not find cat -

  hear meowing, unable to locate

  In need of help, please come over and seek the cat

  i have checked the closets

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  Posting ID: 4145642148 Posted: 2014-06-22, 6:17PM EDT

  chicago > city of chicago > all personals > missed connection

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  Posted: 2014-07-18, 11:01 PM DST

  fLowers

  just yanked these out the dirt

  you wan em, how they feel,

  the roots, pretty shit

  fourteen total

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  Posting ID: 42745699948 Posted: 2014-07-18, 11:01PM DST

  thank you

  david, tom, everyone at vigliano associates

  eileen marshall, emily brill, heidi sue deruiter, megan boyle, rachel warzala, nathan rogers-hancock, alex beaulieu, sam cooke, sam jaffe, sam pink

  my parents

  Index

  Part I

  11 REPTILES (fordham)

  free gifts - $75 (bensonhurst)

  MAYONNAISE - $40

  - $200 CHEAP HOUSING IN TRENDY AREA (SILVER LAKE)

  Brand New Device - $50

  LET ME TAKE YOUR SELFIE

  FOR $2.65 YOU CAN ADD A RAT - $3 (OZONE PARK)

  hoarding tour

  looking 4 u 2 show me - w4m - 71 (astoria)

  Untitled Ferret Project

  miss - m4w

  back walker

  SEEKING

  Eating Reminder

  Looking for temp girlfriend

  Boy to Help Me

  various toe disorders

  looking for advice

  LEND ME YOUR ROTTWEILER (Midtown West)

  tryst adn tribulation - 28 (stapleton)

  Part II

  the banging

  $1 PIZZA (Lower East Side)

  roommate wanted

  WARNING

  Coconut Fig Lotion Exchange

  Openminded Artistic Talent! (Inwood / Wash Hts)

  Nail Polish Names

  “self regulating”

  Tooth Problem - Help Wanted (Boerum Hill)

  BOTTLE OF PISS, BAG OF VOMIT

  LAYLA IM SORRY - m4w - 22 (bed stuy)

  92 wire hangers

  GOING “DUTCH”

  Overfed Tabby

  peanut butter thief - brooklyn

  drugs

  cvs cashier

  rub my teeth

  because I don’t want you to have a talk if you don’t have a talk

  omar - w4m - 71 (United States)

  CALL MY MOM (greenpoint)

  Nurse Intern

  i texted i was ok - w4m

  please - m4w (tremont)

  Part III

  KEY TURNER

  gravestone and plot

  fourteen - $85 (marble hill)

  taco truck at vons - w4m - 26 (silverlake / echo park)

  STACKING DISHES NEED HELP (Midtown West)

  Souvenirs from 20th century

  BRAND NEW COPY “OBSESSIVE LOVE” PAPERBACK

  FREE

  COFFEE TABLE(S) (FLATBUSH)

  spAre change

  21 DSD in 212

  Cat Mystery

  my west hollywood gateway dream - w4m - 33 (west hollywood)

  rat gig - paid gig for rats (blurred lines parody) (kearny)

  hartke b300 bass amp - $100 (Midtown West)

  swelling (face area) - patterned (non contageious) - w4w

  artist wanted

  missed connection - m4w

  DOBERMAN GR8-IST HIT - $7

  sizzlin - m4w (CHELSEA)

  88 orchard boy - w4m - 19 (Lower East Side)

  Part IV

  attend own funeral

  - $300 / 1br - 450ft! - UNCONVENTIONAL AMAZING DEAL ARTISTS WELCOME (BUSHWICK)

  ALLERGIES 4 ALLERGIES - m4w (GRAHAM AVE)

  gf (williamsburg)

  OMEGA JUICER (infested) - $140 (bushwick/ridgewood)

  PARTICIPATE IN STUDY

  DRAKE TUTOR (PARK SLOPE)

  Coleslaw/ Kitten Ear Hoodie/ Chess - m4w - 35 (Union Square)

  purple clarisonic mia - $85 (Midtown West)

  family - w4m - 20 (williamsburg)

  addicted hedgehog (Inwood / Wash Hts)

  3br - get paid to live here! (bushwick)

  HALLOWEEN SEEKING

  Couch Available (maybe)

  Anyone met mike?

  BEDBUG
S FOR MALICE - $30 (bedstuy bushwick)

  Search History (How To)

  stop please - w4m - 71 (United States)

  semi pt assistant

  NO - m4w (lic)

  Bureau and Childhood Toys $500

  HI YOUNG MAN IN BUTTON DOWN - m4m - 28 (PARK SLOPE)

  meeker and morgan titties - mm4w

  house intern (East Village)

  Hiring Ghost Actor

  miss you - m4w

  CAT HELP

  fLowers

  thank you