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  Posted: 2013-06-08, 8:12 PM EDT

  spAre change

  hi many coins and bicycle available in 5 boro for deliver spare

  change where and whenever you need

  no pennies as too heavy too many 99 make dollar

  quaarters ok

  will come to you and make change

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  Posting ID: 4134488948 Posted: 2013-06-08, 8:12PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > all personals > strictly platonic

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  Posted: 2014-05-21, 8:09 AM EDT

  21 DSD in 212

  Looking for another Gen Xer to jump on the 21 Day Sugar Detox Manhattan (212 area code) preferred. Looking for some support! Be able to vent, share recipes, maybe some food if there’s extra.

  Bonus if you have a Vitamix, as I am still waiting on my shipment and I was hoping to start sooner…

  Not looking for a long term friendship, sex, or business partnership. Feel free to punch your birthday in astrology relationship compatibility to decipher if this would be a problem – August 24. Virgo, Aries Ascendant, Sag Moon.

  • do not contact me with unsolicited services or offers

  Posting ID: 40456075548 Posted: 2014-05-21, 8:09AM EDT

  new york > queens > all community > pets

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  Posted: 2014-06-11, 4:44 PM EDT

  Cat Mystery

  Posted shortly ago regarding cat food questions, reached answer -

  Yes, cats can subsist mainly on dry food. Good.

  Thing is - ok, so has been Good, crying more in an annoying way, but

  eating, living, seems like she’s just spoiled - she’s a tabby, does that matter?

  Friend that says “only dry food” - cat didnt do so well.

  Ask him, “how is he?” says he’s worried, getting skinny.

  next day - has the bury the cat.

  Do you think this is related?

  Cat was 5 years

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  Posting ID: 4122106948 Posted: 2014-06-11, 4:44PM EDT

  los angeles > central LA > all personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2013-10-10, 10:37 AM PDT

  my west hollywood gateway dream - w4m - 33 (west hollywood)

  we met this past sunday morning

  we both had starbucks coffee

  near the target at the west hollywood gateway

  and i just happened to sit in front of baja fresh

  and you happened to be near

  you and your stubble… your eyes … blue

  we talked about the sun and the sunrise

  and how we were both really here, not just here

  but really here

  and i wanted to invite you to runyon w me

  so i could see you sweat

  so you could see me smile

  you hadn’t finished your coffee

  and said you’d be back, that you were running into target

  i watched you up the elevator, your casually messy clothes

  and i waited for you

  and you never came back

  i want to be with you again, really be with you

  tell me what my nameplate necklace says to prove who you are

  • Location: west hollywood

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  Posting ID: 4121435993 Posted: 2013-10-10, 10:37AM PDT Updated: 2013-10-18 12:33AM

  new york > new jersey > gigs > talent gigs

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  Posted: 2014-02-18, 5:08 PM EST

  rat gig - paid gig for rats (blurred lines parody) (kearny)

  looking for a group of 5-8 well trained BLACK rats for

  my reenactment parody video of blurred lines

  going to go viral

  ideally rats could stand on two legs for substantial

  amount of time (10 seconds MINIMUM)

  possibly move head when directed, any additional

  skills plz explain in email - will negotiate price

  based on availability and amount of rats - and must be BLACK,

  can do BLACK/WHITE but no RED EYE RATS

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  Posting ID: 4211169025 Posted: 2014-02-18, 5:08 PM EST

  new york > manhattan > for sale / wanted > appliances - by owner

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  Posted: 2013-10-14, 3:02 AM EDT

  hartke b300 bass amp - $100 (Midtown West)

  bought it to learn bass

  i never did, used 2-3 times

  perfect condition

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  Posting ID: 4129160058 Posted: 2013-10-14, 3:02AM EDT

  new york > queens > personals > strictly platonic

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  Posted: 2014-04-02, 2:27 PM EDT

  swelling (face area) - patterned (non contageious) - w4w

  face area swelling

  patterned, circular - not contagieous I REPEAT

  non contageous

  husband says, “no, no - maybe one of your girlfirends”

  looking for lady - NO SEX

  to help with swelling of facial area,

  is red, large - hot to touch

  serious inq only

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  Posting ID: 49952375548Posted: 2014-04-02, 2:27PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > all gigs > creative gigs

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  Posted: 2013-11-17, 6:56 PM EST

  artist wanted

  oil painting arist wanted 2 depict andre 3000 in variety of settings

  my desire is borne from andre 3000’s natural and destiny ascend to stardom,

  he in every bone of his body is a star and so talented,

  his mannerisms, which necessitate his being ./ songwriting, stage presence

  unlike others

  trained artist NECESSARY

  outkast fan PREFERRED

  will compensate approp

  shake

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  Posting ID: 4145622948 Posted: 2013-11-17, 6:56PM EST

  new york > brooklyn > all personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2014-02-19, 4:49PM EST

  missed connection - m4w

  i saw you, sat next to you

  then across from you thinking

  about posting this

  trying to tell you

  without speaking

  just

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  Posting ID: 40356175547 Posted: 2014-02-19, 4:49PM EST

  new york > bronx > for sale / wanted > cds / dvds / vhs - by owner

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  Posted: 2014-03-04, 1:01 PM EST

  DOBERMAN GR8-IST HIT - $7

  HI I HAVE 3 DOBERMAN AND HAVE BEEN RECORDING THEIR HABITS ON MY MINICASSETTE RECORDER AVAILABLE AT MOST RADIOSHACKS

  INCLUDED ON THE DISCS ARE “DOBERMANS AT SUNRIS”

  “DOBERMAN MID-MORNING (SNACKTIME 1)”

  “WALK IT OUT - DOBERMAN ON LEASH”

  “DOBERMANS UNLEASHED (MID AFTERNOON ROMP”)

  “SNAKCTIMEE/NAPTIME”

  “WALK AROUND THE BLOCK 2NITE, WALK WALK WALK TIL BROD DAYLIGHT”

  “MOONLIGHT SONATA”

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  Posting ID: 4359775349 Posted: 2014-03-04, 1:01PM
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  new york > manhattan > all personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2013-12-13, 11:54 PM EST

  sizzlin - m4w (CHELSEA)

  You were riding your shopping cart at the Trader Joe’s Chelsea location. You would gather momentum before you jumped onto it. Your feet were sliding on the tile floors and I could hear you whispering, “sizzlin”

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  Posting ID: 40852144548 Posted: 2013-12-13, 11:54PM EST

  new york > manhattan > personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2013-10-02, 3:28 PM EDT

  88 orchard boy - w4m - 19 (Lower East Side)

  you have longish hair, medium build.

  delivery boy

  you wear so much black, are scruffy

  your voice is so childlike and playful and really makes my day ive seen you wear sambas

  i’m unsure if you can tell it’s you from what i posted

  you ride a bike

  me:

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  Posting ID: 4105325202 Posted: 2013-10-02, 3:28PM EDT

  Part IV

  new york > brooklyn > all event > events

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  Posted: 2014-04-21, 3:34 PM EDT

  attend own funeral

  i have a burning desire to witness my own funeral. the funeral director, however, has other plans for me.

  see, he simply REFUSES to allow my the space (rented and paid for, of course) unless i block out his entire day. his, reasoning, he claims, that my living funeral might affect his reputation with the recently bereaved.

  ive told him time and time again you dont need to be bereaved to grieve!

  i have held my own funeral a few times, but let me tell you rented gymnasiums? they lack a certain je ne sais quo, especially when i’m hovering over on some yoga mat it

  was hard to believe i was anywhere NEAR deceased with the basketball bounces of the practicing home team, it is nearly impossible to rent his entire space for the length of a whole day, so i must emplore you i am looking! for someone! to! split the day and/or the space to do with it what you will!

  ideal candidate: endstage

  prognosis with a genuine concern for their loved ones

  and future, someone who is as invested in seeing their funeral as realistic i am.

  my

  entire life, i have worked hard for this

  note: i am healthy as a horse no diagnoses, prognoses, etc just curious!

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  Posting ID: 4145627948 Posted: 2014-04-21, 3:34PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > housing > sublets & temporary

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  Posted: 2013-09-23, 6:03 PM EDT

  - $300 / 1br - 450ft! - UNCONVENTIONAL AMAZING DEAL ARTISTS WELCOME (BUSHWICK)

  THE DEAL: I have a stressful job of service - it’s spiritual but do **NOT** want to get into

  DETAILS! but i have a flight out of JFK tonight -- no notice!

  if u wld like to live in my 1bdrm in bushwick -- on knickerbocker near maria h park - or as i like to say- parque! i will gladly let you- it is 1 bdrm, as i said, queen bed -never any bedbugs! full kitchen but no wifi/tv - i just go to a cafe for that. my work doesnt require me to use internet and i hear the waves traveling in the air arent good for yr brain etc etc etc anyway

  there is 1 cat, bernadette, who lives w me… she is large, please google search “maine coon” (her breed) to get idea of her beauty – unfortunately all family has passed on, or how I like to say, GRADUATED, so she and i are – still in SCHOOL, educated, please be aware of our deep connection… i did not have time to make arrangements for catsitter as it is so last notice and i believe HP will take care of everything.. send me someone… so if u want to stay in apt for 1 month - i come back october 31 - all i require is u take care of bernadette and give me $200 or maybe barter for service….

  i keep vegan kitchen but u can have meat 2nd floor walk up

  ‘

  1 bathroom w tub

  bars on windows, fire escape

  DO NOT LEAVE WINDOW OPEN FOR BERNADETTE TO GET OUT!

  so u email me and if everything seems ok i will tell you where to pick up key -- they are w a storekeeper on knickerbocker and they know the deal

  please no more pets!

  no roaches

  • Location: BUSHWICK

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  Posting ID: 4145699948 Posted: 2013-09-23, 6:03PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > all personals > missed connections

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  Posted: 2013-10-18, 7:43 PM EDT

  ALLERGIES 4 ALLERGIES - m4w (GRAHAM AVE)

  HI!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I saw you: striking brunette, a little portly - exact how I like em,

  dress: polkadot, YOU where in AISLE,

  I was picking up RX for scabies - I DO NOT HAVE SCABIES

  I FEEL YOU MIGHT HAVE overheard my talk with pharmacist that

  I have SCABIES but REST ASSURED it is just an ALLERGIC OUTBREAK

  and not HUMAN PARASITE, please be advised there is no scabies.

  YOU WERE BUYING ZYRTEC, I saw, I waited a few minutes out of CURIOUSITY FOR U, but was

  TOO SHY TO SAY ANYTHING

  I am saying it now

  I WAS THE MAN WATCHING YOU BUY ZYRTEC.

  I feel we are both having ALLERGIC OUTBURSTS AT THE MOMENT and think maybe this would be a SWEET LOVING ETC ETC BONDING TIME

  I AM ATTRACTED TO U, HIVES OR NOT

  XOXOXO,

  NICK

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  Posting ID: 4145688948 Posted: 2013-10-18, 7:43PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > gigs > domestic gigs

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  Posted: 2013-09-30, 3:54 PM EDT

  gf (williamsburg)

  Hi,

  I found out my girlfriend is cheating on me. I’m looking to make her regret that.

  I am looking to hire a girl/woman, must be over 18, to pretend to have sex with me while my live-in girlfriend comes home.

  There is also a Halloween party I know she will be attending, and it would be fabulous if you could be my date.

  No real sex involved. The only requirements are that you are smoking hot and would be comfortable stripping down to your bra and panties when she walks in. Also, your halloween costume must be sexy.

  Price negotiable, send headshot/pic, any acting/modeling experience.

  I am a 28 yr old male with a steady office job in television. Clean cut, clean. Just hurt.

  • Location: williamsburg

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  • Compensation: negotiable

  Posting ID: 4100963408 Posted: 2013-09-30, 3:54PM EDT Updated: 2013-09-30, 8:08PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > for sale / wanted > appliances - by owner

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  Posted: 2013-10-06, 11:22 PM EDT

  OMEGA JUICER (infested) - $140 (bushwick/ridgewood)

  hi

  i lived in bushwick/ridgewood in a nice but infested apartment.

  the bedrooms weren’t infested, i maybe saw 1 in my few months there but the kitchen was pretty infested, and i brought the juicer i received as a christmas gift in 2011 into the apartment when i began making apple juice for thanksgiving, i noticed that a roach crawled into the mechanical base, and there were baby roaches in the screen of the juicer. the bastards.

  i ran the mechanics of the juicer to see if i could get them
out, and i tried taking it apart. the babies in the screen are dead, and i’ve since never seen a roach enter or exit the premises of the mechanical base. however, i grew up in an apartment that was completely infested, and the juicer makes me feel very uncomfortable, and it brings me back to that place of vulnerability from my childhood neglect.

  it’s too emotional for me.

  but different people have different standards, and you might be interested in using this juicer that is perfectly capable of producing juice.

  it is a breville juice fountain multi speed, retailing for ~$200

  • Location: bushwick/ridgewood

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  Posting ID: 4114092751 Posted: 2013-10-06, 11:22PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > gigs > computer gigs

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  Posted: 2013-10-02, 6:18 PM EDT

  PARTICIPATE IN STUDY

  HI

  I AM COLLECTING PARTICIPANTS IN MY STUDY OF FREECREDITREPORT.COM

  I HAVE ENTERED MY INFO, INCLDING SS # AND THEY SAY

  “UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME”

  I HAVE ENTERED INFO 6-8 TIMES AND NOTHING

  I THINK MAYBE MY SOCIAL SECURITY IS HAVING DIFFICULTY

  PLZ HELP ME OUT, SEND ME INFO SO I CAN TEST WHETHER SITE IS WORKING OR NOT

  IF PROCESSED, I WILL DELIVER U UR CREDIT REPORT

  THANK YOU

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  Posting ID: 4105705512 Posted: 2013-10-02, 6:18PM EDT Updated: 2013-10-02, 10:49PM EDT

  new york > brooklyn > gigs > domestic gigs

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  Posted: 2013-09-25, 6:44 AM EDT

  DRAKE TUTOR (PARK SLOPE)

  Hi!

  My daughter is a lovely 13 year old sass-a-frass! She is in the eighth grade and naturally gifted. So. Often. She just picks a book off of our bookshelf, sometimes our college textbooks, goes up to her room and zooms thru it!! Without a peep. The girl can F-O-C-U-S!!